Hit me up if you like your girls a little goth, emotionally unstable, and slutty as hell.
white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmaothey continue walking for a few seconds *white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate*leaves her alone* *choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute*playful kiss* *things turn sexy* *hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time* *maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!*white girl runs* *dead end* *hides* *thinks she free n safe* *guy catches her* *cuts her* *she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
Last year, 22-time Emmy award-winning reporter John Stofflet posted this news video he created for KING-TV in 2004, featuring Paul Smith and his artistic talents.
please spread this man’s refreshing and inspirational story
Imagine if Breaking Bad was set in Canada or the UK or Australia. Walt discovers he has lung cancer, is promptly treated at no cost and discharged with no financial burden apart from $20 in subsidised prescriptions. The end.
hmm. it’s almost as if Breaking Bad might have been trying to say something. Who knows, though